I was in a meeting today, and the subject of cross country skiing came up. I used to do quite a bit of that when I was younger, and it reminded me of the funniest thing that I've ever seen in my life...
I was maybe 14, and going on an overnight country ski trip near
Three-Fingered Jack with three friends. There was an exceptional amount of snow fall, with drifts over ten feet in places. The trees were mostly blue spruces, and they had thick branches that shed the snow in such a way that there was a ring of deep snow around each tree, with a deep well around each trunk where there was little snow.
As we were hiking along, one of my friends, Alan, decided that he needed to pee, and that peeing down one of these wells onto the trunk was The Thing To Do. So, he worked his way to the edge of the trail, unzipped and let fly. Unfortunately for him, the act of urination evidently shifted his balance so he started to slide forward into the well. He suddenly realized that he was moving, and started flailing wildly. He managed, through one of the most incredible acts of accidental human acrobatics ever witnessed, to perform a complete 180 flip, lodge his skis firmly into the lowest branches.
Which left him hanging upside down in the well. With his pants around his knees. Yelling. And peeing on his own face.
Unfortunately for him, he had to remain there for quite some time, since we couldn't stand up for laughing for a very
very long time.